Creatine has a strange reputation problem: it is simultaneously the best-evidenced supplement in the building and the one carrying the most folklore. Somewhere between your first gym membership and now, you probably heard that it wrecks your kidneys, that it is basically a steroid, that you must "load" it, that it makes you puffy, and that you have to cycle off it before summer.
The research picture is far less dramatic. Five grams of creatine monohydrate daily is the standard, boring, well-studied dose for supporting strength and power output in trained adults. Healthy people have been studied on it for years at a stretch. It is not a hormone and does not behave like one. Loading phases mostly just get you to saturation a few days faster — daily consistency gets you to the same place. The "water weight" is largely intracellular, which is to say: inside the muscle, where fullness lives. Most men chasing a fuller look would file that under benefits.
The real reason creatine routines fail is not biochemistry. It is the ritual itself: a dry scoop, a shaker that smells like regret, a habit with no anchor. That is the actual problem OUTPUT was built to solve — the daily five grams arrives with the electrolytes you are already losing to training and hot rooms, in a lemon formula you will actually drink. Same evidence-backed compound, better delivery, no mythology.
Take it daily. Skip the folklore. Let the boring literature be right about something.
Somewhere between the literature and the locker room, five boring grams became folklore.